Well Bween you got back to work and are still annoyed Dal Security gave you a parking ticket at 4:30am on last nights shift. For one, the parking lot is big enough for two of the blobs to lay down in, and for two you are the only car to be seen. What a douche this guard is, claiming you had no parking ticket which was easily seen sitting on the dash. Perhaps he just read my blog trash talking Mankind and felt the need to defend him. Anyway, he's a douche.
So backtracking a tad, you grab Lord of the Rings 3 and realize there is a dvd missing from the case. It's ok Bween, just download that shit at work. You sit down all happy about torrents and begin the 1.2GB download to soonly find out your wiresless connection blows. It may as well say "this aint happening Bween" since the ETA says 1yr and 26Weeks. I bet you The Hobbit could be started and finished before I get to see this film for the 5th time. Oh wait, there it goes Bween, ETA is only 2Hr and 11Min now that you moved your mac to the left 13mm. Good job buddy!
How good is life Bween, you called the boss about being a reference and not only did he say for sure, but he also offered you a few nights off very soon. How soon, who knows but one thing you know is the blogs will stop just for a night or two when these days come. This is a good thing folks, Bween will have more stories from days off than anything. Also, no worries about this blog writing being a fad since everything becomes entertaining in this Cacooon (googled cacoon to ensure correct spelling, since you may only write this word once in a lifetime). Blog writing is serioulsy exciting!
Ok Bween you have a job interview with the DND this Fri so you do what your best at. You rely on others to help paint a perfect picture of you. So you send your resume to Miss Mason who aready has enough shit on her plate to begin with. You know she will do a better job than you, being half retarded when it comes to looking like a professional. Miss Mason then jumps on MSN and tells you what to wear, to make sure to shave, and to act like you do when working for nuns. This is all good help but you're not too concrned since the nuns already told you the job is yours. Should you even go to the interview since the army of nuns are calling on all the angels to do your work for you? Sure, may as well just to get out of the apt fri and go fr a stroll.
Anywho Bween, time to see how high you can count until 7am. May God bless you and may The Lord of the Rings not be in Chinese.
Amen
Bween
10:44pm.....Fuck
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